Hospital stories 2

Denmark:

You have an allergy to your cat.

(Gives Cat to someone who refused to let me see it after)

Denmark again:

You DON'T have an allergy to your cat.

You are menopausal.

Denmark again:

You are not menopausal you have a problem with your thyroid.

Denmark again:

Why do you need your period? Do you want to have kids?

Anyway, you have Lyme's disease.

Greece :

You do NOT have Lyme's.

Denmark:

You have angioedema.

All the nurses and doctors seen after that:

Angio- what?

Denmark:

You have gallstones, we need to remove your bile.

Me: I will wait for another opinion, thank you.

Denmark:

You are stupid to not take the surgery.

Denmark again:

You are free of gallstones. How did you do it?

Don't get me started on the psychologists....